Yes totally let’s go and threaten men with kitchen knives because he told you to make him food
That’s clearly a sound, reasonable thing that people do. Right?
It isn’t? Hm, maybe this is one of the reasons why those funny other people always leave that fast and cry and scream when I appear… Or maybe it’s a kind of.. sarcasm (what it is even tagged with)… Mysterious riddle is mysterious! XD
AND I CAN MAKE THE BEST GODDAMN SANDWICHES,WITH LOVE AND CHEESE AND STUFF! Ever mentioned that? :D
…or you have a really bad sense of humor
Yeah, this is one of the simple facts here, so there’s no need to show off because of getting this. But maybe I was really just using the kitchen knife for… cutting bread. Because this is what I normally use for making sandwiches. I think we got a dirty mind over here!