yaosnonexistentmanhood:

tootbrainstein:

yaosnonexistentmanhood:

tootbrainstein:

So… and who of you little boys was the one telling me to make him that fucking double ham sandwich?!

Yes totally let’s go and threaten men with kitchen knives because he told you to make him food

That’s clearly a sound, reasonable thing that people do. Right?

It isn’t? Hm, maybe this is one of the reasons why those funny other people always leave that fast and cry and scream when I appear… Or maybe it’s a kind of.. sarcasm (what it is even tagged with)… Mysterious riddle is mysterious! XD

AND I CAN MAKE THE BEST GODDAMN SANDWICHES,WITH LOVE AND CHEESE AND STUFF! Ever mentioned that? :D

…or you have a really bad sense of humor

Yeah, this is one of the simple facts here, so there’s no need to show off because of getting this. But maybe I was really just using the kitchen knife for… cutting bread. Because this is what I normally use for making sandwiches. I think we got a dirty mind over here!

(via homurathetimelesbian)